February 2012
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
ryannxp:
If I could eat in my sleep… man, I’d save so much more time… for me to eat and sleep.
Watchcapitolgoods:
I do this every morning getting ready for school.
shit, I wanna go clubbing with him !
Anonymous asked: What happened to Jonathan? Do you know where he went?
January 2012
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
What hurts the most is when you get into a fight...
That feeling when you're with the right people at...
When I see people flirting with my crush..
-anphan:
Police Officer: How high are you?
Me: No officer, it's hi how are you
I like well-mannered boys.
I just find it really attractive when a guy can act mature/proper. I’m tired of perverted losers that don’t know how to treat or talk to a girl correctly; calling them hot or sexy and using inappropriate language towards them. I’m mostly searching for a gentleman that actually puts meaning into his sweet talk, making it more believable than it already may be. You know, just a guy who looks...
little kid: what's 1 + 1
me: 2
little kid: no. 1 + 1 is a window
me: eight equals D squiggly line O colin is someone jizzing in someone's mouth.
little kid: *terrified face*
me: k.
